September 1, 2008

The Naked Truth of Politics:


This week, we've all been learning about Sarah Palin (right?)....

...She's from Alaska. She's a Mommy. She plays Hockey. She was once a Sports Reporter. Her Daughter is 17, and pregnant [whoops! Guess they were right again, when the pundits said, "Juno is Pregnant with Humor!"]....what else...

...oh! She loves drilling. Drill, drill, drill,...She's pro-life (no abortion for her daughter.."you're gettin' hitched!" [it's ok..they're "in love"; Eighteen, sure comes quick!"]....

....You know, she's an all-American-gal! She lost the Miss Alaska Beauty Contest!..."HiMayor, how ya doin"....

...Damn,...I love politics!

So? You can't pronounce her name: Try this:

Just think of this phrase:

"She sure does PALE IN comparison with PARIS!"

~x~SinfullyAnon

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